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some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

Once I had a container of milk, poked a straw into it and the next thing I know (after I’d taken a sip) a fucking slug comes crawling out of the straw.

I also had the worst food poisoning of my life from undercooked fried chicken at school. I was only in first grade. I threw up 12 times.

My friend accidentally bit into a roach that was in her rice once. She threw up and had to go home

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Juno (2007)

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